Comics Fondle

The Amazing Superman Junior
by Jerry Coleman and Wayne Boring
…wait till you see how she takes it!
Lois interviews the designer of a new space rocket, which will move faster than light, letting the occupant travel through time without aging. The designer won’t let Lois take a look instead, but she feigns ill and gets in. Once […]

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The Christmas Spirit

About a week before Christmas, Mr. Horton J. Winklenod’s assistant informs his employer, contrary to his personal belief–there is no Santa Claus. Visibly distraught, Mr. Winklenod, owner of a prominent department store, signs off on hiring twenty-five Santa Clauses for the store during the seasonal rush, then disappears from the office. The next […]

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Marvel Zombies vs. the Army of Darkness is actually a much better diversion than I thought it would be. While much of it does play like a fan boy’s wet dream, John Layman does a perfectly reasonable job laying it all out. Most of the jokes don’t work as well as the should (the lack […]

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The Fattest Girl in Metropolis
by Otto Binder and Kurt Schaffenberger
…Lois Lane gains weight…
Lois, on her way home from a weekend trip, witness a murder. She can’t pick out the murder from the mug shots at the police station. The next morning, at the Planet, she tells everyone about the experience, then heads off to interview […]

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The Girl of 100 Costumes
by an unknown writer and Al Plastino
Some girls… believe that smart clothes can do the trick!
Lois mistakenly thinks Superman is writing a fashion advice column instead of typing it as a favor to Perry. She decides she’ll win him over with a glamorous new look, just before he asks her if […]

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